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A girl asked a boy
if she was pretty.
He said no.
She asked him
if he wanted to be with her forever.
He said no.
She then asked him
if he would cry if she walked away.
He again said no.
She had heard too much.
She needed to leave.
As she walked away,
he grabbed her arm
and told her to stay, he said,
"You're not pretty, you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever,
I need to be with you forever.
I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die."
My boyfriend and I live together,
which means we don't have sex - ever.
Now that the milk is free,
we've both become lactose intolerant.
Having a good boyfriend
is like having a good bra,
its all about support!
A true heiress is
never mean to anyone
- except a girl
who steals your boyfriend
Your boyfriend kisses you
because he thinks he has to;
your friend kisses you
because he wants to
Boys will be boys,
and so will a lot
of middle-aged men
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day,
so I tied my boyfriend up.
And for three solid hours
I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
I mean, who hasn't thought
about killing their ex-boyfriend?
I have. Not now,
but when I was younger.
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