Ex Boyfriend Quotes
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A friend will tell you
she saw your old boyfriend
- and he's a priest.
I hate you,
I hope you die,
you were my boyfriend
and you made me cry.
Relationships are hard.
It's like a full-time job,
and we should treat it like one.
If your boyfriend or girlfriend
wants to leave you,
they should give you two weeks' notice.
There should be severance pay,
and before they leave you,
they should have to find you a temp.
There is a time to speak up,
and a time to be silent.
A time to read and a time to write.
A time to learn and a time to teach.
A time to listen and a time to be heard.
A time to lose and a time to gain.
And for all of these things the time is now.
I wouldn't call him a slave.
I don't whip him
when he does something wrong.
Just when he does something good.
No one is spared the pain of rejection,
except the ignorant and the fool.
Which my ex boyfriend just happens to be both of.
Sad endings begin every new romance.
Memories are what you have,
when you've lost everything else.
Dreams are what you have,
when you forget the memories.
And bliss is what you have
when you give up both.
Every happy woman has
at least one ex boyfriend behind her.
For my high colestorol
my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend
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