A kiss is a lovely trick,
designed by nature,
to stop words when
speech becomes superfluous.
~Ingrid Bergmen
I married the first man I ever kissed.
When I tell this to my children,
they just about throw up.
Men aren't necessities,
they're luxuries.
Love is like a game of chess:
One false move and you're mated.
I think men who have a pierced ear
are better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Love is grand;
divorce is a hundred grand.
Love:
Two minds
without a single thought.
EASY:
A term used to describe
a woman who has
the morals of a man.
The first sigh of love
Is the last breath of wisdom.
Honeymoon:
A short period of doting
between dating and debating.
The longest journey
you will ever take
is the 18 inches from
your head to your heart.
Love -
a wildly misunderstood although
highly desirable malfunction of the heart
which weakens the brain,
causes eyes to sparkle,
cheeks to glow,
blood pressure to rise
and the lips to pucker.
I've fallen in love many times...
always with you.
Keep your eyes wide
open before marriage,
half shut afterwards.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks;
A woman loses hers after four kisses.
Love is like an hourglass
with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Sex without the sizzle
is like lemonade without the pop,
it quenches your thirst,
but leaves you feeling flat!
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