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Love -
a wildly misunderstood although
highly desirable malfunction of the heart
which weakens the brain,
causes eyes to sparkle,
cheeks to glow,
blood pressure to rise
and the lips to pucker.
I've fallen in love many times...
always with you.
Keep your eyes wide
open before marriage,
half shut afterwards.
A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks;
A woman loses hers after four kisses.
Love is like an hourglass
with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Sex without the sizzle
is like lemonade without the pop,
it quenches your thirst,
but leaves you feeling flat!
A man falls in love through his eyes,
a woman through her ears.
Boyfriends weren't friends at all;
they were prizes,
escorts,
symbols of achievement,
fascinating strangers
A Code of Honor:
Never approach
a friend's girlfriend or wife
with mischief as your goal.
There are just too many
women in the world
to justify that sort of
dishonorable behavior.
Unless she's really attractive.
What's the difference
between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 30 pounds.
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