Cute Quotes About Love
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Men are like pennies:
two-faced and worthless.
Men,
chocolate,
and coffee
are all better rich.
Whatever women must do
they must do
twice as well as men
to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult.
Four things a woman should know:
How to look like a girl,
How to act like a lady,
How to think like a man,
And how to work like a dog.
Love is an electric blanket with
somebody else in control of the switch.
Being kissed by a man
who didn't wax his moustache was
- like eating an egg without salt.
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl
who flirts with him wants him to kiss her
- when, nine times out of ten,
she only wants him to want to kiss her?
I am a marvelous
housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man,
I keep his house.
I almost had
a psychic girlfriend
but she left me
before we met.
You may admire
a girl's curves
on the first introduction,
but the second meeting
shows up new angles.
Nobody is perfect
until you fall in love with them
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