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Committee
- a group of men
who keep minutes
and waste hours.
There are so many people
who would do anything
to ride in the Mercedes with you.
But what you really deserve
is somebody who would want
to board the bus along with you
when the Mercedes breaks down.
I wanted to make it
really special on Valentine's day,
so I tied my boyfriend up.
And for three solid hours
I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
For my high colestorol
my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend
FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex
in your acquaintance who has some flaw
which makes sleeping
with him/her totally unappealing.
A man loses his sense of direction
after four drinks;
A woman loses hers
after four kisses
Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.
An old man who marries a young wife grows younger
- but she grows older.
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl.
It said,
'Take my heart!
Take my arms!
Take my lips!'
Which is just like her.
Keeping the best part for herself.
A girl's legs are her best friends,
but the best of friends must part.
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