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Love is like the measles;
we all have to go through it.
I am not one of those
who do not believe in love at first sight,
but I believe in taking a second look.
Behind every good man
there is a good woman
and behind that
another man looking at her ass
It is easier to be a lover than a husband
for the simple reason that it is
more difficult to be witty every day than
to say pretty things from time to time.
Every man
needs two women,
a quiet home-maker,
and a thrilling nymph.
If it's true that men
are such beasts,
this must account
for the fact
that most women
are animal lovers.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
In politics,
if you want anything said,
ask a man.
If you want anything done,
ask a woman.
To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess
Love is that first feeling you feel
before all the bad stuff gets in the way.
There is always some madness in love.
But there is also always some reason in madness.
What the world really needs is
more love and less paper work.
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