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If you want to read about love and marriage,
you've got to buy two separate books.
No matter how love-sick a woman is,
she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
Shopping is better than sex.
At least if you're not satisfied,
you can exchange it
for something you really like.
If high heels
were so wonderful,
men would
still be wearing them.
Men only have two faults....
What they do, and what they say!
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up.
Love is a grave mental disease.
Eye Contact: A method utilized by
a single woman to communicate to a man
that she is interested in him.
Despite being advised to do so,
many women have difficulty
looking a man directly in the eyes,
not necessarily due to the shyness,
but usually due to the fact that
a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
Women now,
we can juggle a lot of things.
We're not just
girlfriends or love interests.
So that's really great to
not just make her the chick
and give her something to do.
A male gynecologist
is like an auto mechanic
who never owned a car.
When women are depressed
they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
I wouldn't be caught dead
marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
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