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Cute Love Phrases

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Infatuation is when you think
he's as sexy as Robert Redford,
as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader,
as funny as Woody Allen,
and as athletic as Jimmy Conners.
Love is when you realize that he's
as sexy as Woody Allen,
as smart as Jimmy Connors,
as funny as Ralph Nader,
as athletic as Henry Kissinger
and nothing like Robert Redford
- but you'll take him anyway.

Having a good boyfriend
is like having a good bra,
its all about support!

Marriage is like jogging
through a puddle
of industrial strength rubber glue.
You can work hard and
make it through the struggles;
however, you usually leave
your bobby socks and sneakers
behind along the way.

Dating is pressure and tension.
What is a date, really,
but a job interview that lasts all night?

I get the best feeling in the world
when you say "Hi" or smile at me,
because I know that even for a second
that I've crossed your mind.

I am not one of those
who do not believe in love at first sight,
but I believe in taking a second look.

Girls are like phones.
They love to be held,
talked too but if
you press the wrong button
you'll be disconnected!

I feel bad for people
who die on Valentine's Day.
How much would flowers cost then,
ten grand?

 

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