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Every girl should use
what Mother Nature gave her
before Father Time takes it away.
The four most important words
in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
A man's got to do
what a man's got to do.
A woman must do
what he can't.
There's an expiration date
stamped on my eggs:
" Best if used before
you start looking like your mother.'"
Love is grand;
divorce is a hundred grand.
Love is the magician
that pulls man out of his own hat.
Many a man has fallen in love with a girl
in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
I know that somewhere in the Universe
exists my perfect soulmate
- but looking for her is much more difficult
than just staying at home
and ordering another pizza.
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
You can't put a price tag on love,
but you can on all its accessories.
What the world really needs
is more love and less paper work.
To be in love is merely to be
in a state of perpetual anesthesia
- to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
Shopping is better than sex.
At least if you're not satisfied,
you can exchange it for something you really like.
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