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Man is better off than woman;
he marries later and dies sooner
Love is like any other luxury.
You have no right to it unless you can afford it.
Marriage is a romance
in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
A man is already halfway in love
with any woman who listens to him.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Behind every successful man
stands a surprised mother-in-law
The only true love is love at first sight;
second sight dispels it.
It is impossible to love and be wise.
Men only have two faults....
What they do, and what they say!
In science as in love,
too much concentration on technique
can often lead to impotence.
One should always be in love.
That is the reason one should never marry.
When a man opens
the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife is.
Marriage is like jogging through
a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue.
You can work hard
and make it through the struggles;
however, you usually leave your
bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.
Love is the gross exaggeration
of the difference between one person and everyone else.
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