Funny Marriage Quotes
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If divorce has increased by one thousand percent,
don't blame the women's movement.
Blame the obsolete sex roles
on which our marriages were based.
To get the full value of joy
You must have someone to divide it with.
What a happy and holy fashion
it is that those who love one another
should rest on the same pillow.
I have always considered marriage
as the most interesting event of one's life,
the foundation of happiness or misery.
Many people marry for the wrong reasons, among them
1) to overcome loneliness,
2) to escape an unhappy parental home,
3) because they think that everyone is expected to marry,
4) because only "losers" who can't find someone
to marry stay single,
5) out of a need to parent, or be parented by another person,
6) because they got pregnant,
7) because "we fell in love,"
... and on goes the list.
You need only do three things
in this country to avoid poverty
- finish high school,
marry before having a child,
and marry after the age of 20.
Only 8 percent of the families
who do this are poor;
79 percent of those who fail to do this are poor.
A woman might as well propose:
her husband will claim she did.
Marriage, n. A community consisting of a master,
a mistress, and two slaves, making in all two.
Wives are young men's mistresses,
companions for middle age,
and old men's nurses.
Political promises are much like marriage vows.
They are made at the beginning
of the relationship between candidate and voter,
but are quickly forgotten.
A happy man marries the girl he loves;
a happier man loves the girl he marries.
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