Marriage Sayings
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The secret to having a good marriage
is to understand that marriage must be total,
it must be permanent,
and it must be equal.
I should like to see any kind of a man,
distinguishable from a gorilla,
that some good and even pretty woman
could not shape a husband out of.
Success in marriage does not come
merely through finding the right mate,
but through being the right mate.
A man doesn't know what happiness is
until he's married. By then it's too late.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
on how to combine marriage and a career.
Get Married Stay Married
What a concept.
Marriage is one of the few institutions
that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet
and two solos at the same time.
I always compare marriage to communism.
They're both institutions
that don't conform to human nature,
so you're going to end up
with lying and hypocrisy.
Someone asked me why
women don't gamble as much as men do,
and I gave the commonsensical reply
that we don't have as much money.
That was a true and incomplete answer.
In fact, women's total instinct for gambling
is satisfied by marriage.
What counts in making
a happy marriage is not so much how
compatible you are,
but how you deal with incompatibility.
All young women begin by believing
they can change and reform the men they marry.
They can't.
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