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The surest way to be alone is to get married
If people waited to know one another before they married,
the world wouldn't be so grossly over-populated as it is
now
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
If you go to war pray once;
if you go on a sea journey pray twice;
but pray three times if you are going to be married
There are two days when a woman is a pleasure:
the day one marries her and the day one buries her
The trouble with some women is that
they get all excited about nothing
- and then marry him
Men marry to make an end;
women to make a beginning
Marry in haste, and repent at leisure.
I think he just married the wrong woman
and he can marry the right woman now
Desperation is worn like a dirty shirt others can see,
and marriage will not solve your problems.
Marriage brings out the best and the worst in who we are.
Getting married, without a good groundwork,
is simply exchanging one set of problems for another.
Marrying is easy, it's housework that's hard.
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous.
Whenever I feel like getting married,
they send over a lady in a housecoat
and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
When marrying, one should ask oneself this question:
Do you believe that you will be able to
converse well with this woman into your old age?
It seemed to me that the desire to get married
- which, I regret to say,
I believe is basic and primal in women
- is followed almost immediately
by an equally basic and primal urge
- which is to be single again
It isn't premarital sex
if you have no intention of getting married
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