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The surest way to be alone
is to get married

If people waited to know
one another before they married,
the world wouldn't be so
grossly over-populated as it is now

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

If you go to war pray once;
if you go on a sea journey pray twice;
but pray three times
if you are going to be married

There are two days
when a woman is a pleasure:
the day one marries her
and the day one buries her

The trouble with some women is that
they get all excited about nothing
- and then marry him

Men marry to make an end;
women to make a beginning

Marry in haste, and repent at leisure.

I think he just married the wrong woman
and he can marry the right woman now

Desperation is worn like
a dirty shirt others can see,
and marriage will not solve your problems.
Marriage brings out the best
and the worst in who we are.
Getting married, without a good groundwork,
is simply exchanging
one set of problems for another.

Marriage is a wonderful invention:
then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Marrying is easy,
it's housework that's hard.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous.
Whenever I feel like getting married,
they send over a lady in a housecoat
and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

When marrying, one should ask oneself this question:
Do you believe that you will be able to
converse well with this woman into your old age?

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

Getting married is very much
like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see
what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

It’s a funny thing that
when a man hasn’t anything
on earth to worry about,
he goes off and gets married.

It seemed to me that the desire to get married
- which, I regret to say,
I believe is basic and primal in women
- is followed almost immediately
by an equally basic and primal urge
- which is to be single again

Marriage is like a phone call
in the night: first the ring,
and then you wake up

There’s a way of transferring funds
that is even faster than electronic banking.
It’s called marriage.

I don’t worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years

It isn't premarital sex
if you have no intention of getting married

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