Funny Valentines Quotes
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Lets sin
On a tiger-skin
Or, if you prefer
We could err
On a different fur
Happy Valentine's Day, fellow sinner
I wanted to make it really
special on Valentine's day,
so I tied my boyfriend up.
And for three solid hours
I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Since you're such a fantastic son,
I've got a special Valentine's gift
Just for you!
I promise not to kiss you
In front of any of your friends!
Happy Valentine's Day
Oh! the happy bounding flea
You cannot tell the he from she
But she can tell
And so can he
Whoopee !
From one bed bug to another,
Happy Valentines Day
This Valentine's Day
let's not spend a fortune
on gifts for each other...
But I know how
you hate to be told what to do!
Basement smells bad.
Look for cat poops, change litter.
Happy Valentines Day.
(note to her gardener)
I love you more now....
than when you began
to read this Valentine's card
Happy Valentine's Day
To my first husband.
That's just to keep you on your toes
In the game of love...
...you know all the right moves!
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