Wedding Quotations
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Marrying is all about just
obtaining a piece of paper.
Divorcing is just obtaining another
Marriage is the institution
where the woman loses her name
and the man his solvency
The other way to get married is a lot more fun,
a lot more rational,
and a lot more successful.
It's called dating.
A Permission Marketer goes on a date.
If it goes well, the two of them go on another date.
And then another. Until, after ten or twelve dates,
both sides can really communicate
with each other about their needs and desires.
After twenty dates they meet each other's families.
Finally, after three or four months of dating,
the Permission Marketer proposes marriage.
Permission Marketing is just like dating.
It turns stranger into friends and friends into lifetime
customers.
Many of the rules of dating apply,
and so do many of the benefits.
Marriage is three parts love
and seven parts forgiveness of sins
Romantic love is an illusion.
Most of us discover this truth
at the end of a love affair or else
when the sweet emotions of love
lead us into marriage
and then turn down their flames.
Scientists have discovered
that the longer people
stay married, the more
they begin to look alike.
You better start putting
name tags in your underwear!
Marriage: A community consisting of
a master, a mistress,
and two slaves, making in all, two
A dress that zips up the back
will bring a husband and wife together
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