Funny Wedding Quotes
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If you want to sacrifice
the admiration of many men
for the criticism of one,
go ahead, get married.
Bachelors know more
about women than married men;
if they didn't, they'd be married too.
Every mother generally hopes
that her daughter will snag a better husband
than she managed to do...
but she's certain that her boy
will never get as great a wife as his father did.
The secret of a happy marriage
remains a secret.
To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.
My marriage is on the rocks again;
yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Marriage is the only war
in which you sleep with the enemy.
One good husband is worth two good wives;
for the scarcer things are,
the more they are valued.
In olden times,
sacrifices were made at the altar,
a practice that still continues.
I take my wife everywhere,
but she keeps finding her way back.
I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home
which answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog which growls every morning, a
parrot which swears all afternoon,
and a cat that comes home late at night.
Marriage is like a violin.
After the music is over,
you still have the strings.
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